Smartie's 4th of July Bar & Grill #41

Whats da mattah? Mary skeeer yah?

 

Cant sleep. Its 2 O'Clock in the morning...I didn't dance the whole night through. I figured let me read the ruling on ACA to put me to sleep. Nope. Here is my opinion.
I think its wordy.

How nice would it be if they could just cut to the chase?

Its not a penalty its a tax. Pay it and sue if you dont like it. We cant make you buy something but (*)(*)(*)(*) it if you dont your gonna be taxed. You're a state? Dont want in the Medicaid expansion thing? Dont do it. We dont give a (*)(*)(*)(*). You're not gonna lose what you have. No sweat we got cha covered.

Niiza nice. These people need to cut to the chase. We have glazed over eyes with this wordy crap. Wait a minute...maybe thats the plan. Glaze them over like a donut and see if they eat it up.

 

Ribbit...lol Sorry I couldn't help it.
Carbon tax. They tax you to exhale there? Dont give these people here any idea. I'm writing payments out for property taxes now. How about around 12,000 dollars a year and thats with a discount because we have two 90 year old moms living with us. It would be closer to $19,000 without them. Its no wonder people move south. Hotter than hell down there with bugs as big as your head. Wild pigs that run loose and would eat a person layout from sun stroke but they get to keep a large chunk of cash they work hard for. Oh and when they were growing up...they got to play cowboys and indians on real horses. lol

Did you try and gargle with salt and water. Sometimes that helps. It really does. Are you getting a cold or something. Its winter there, right?

 

Your grandma was a smart woman. You just know when these lawyers get together they laugh and say, "Yo Joe, you dik dey understood what da hell we were sayin'?" lol
Oh and thats it! I'm definitely moving to Scotland. You leave with 50 quid. Come home with 60 and the first one to make an inappropriate suggestion gets to go to the next night out? It a dream come true, Viv and the added bonus of people chasing you down the street shoving money in your pockets? Good God Im on the next plane to Scotland!

 

I was on our deck and saw the first hummingbird of the season on our bee balm. Its not a usual sight to see at this house. Our property in the woods its amazing to see all the hummingbirds. You know they will actually dive bomb each other to patrol their food source. Its amazing to see. You cannot wear red and forget the red party cups unless you want them following you around or dive bombing you. lol Once I was standing inside the house near the window and one crashed into the window to get at the red logo on my shirt. We went outside to see it was alright and picked the poor thing up and held it thinking Oh no I was the cause of this little thing ending its poor little life. Then...the bird woke up, shook it off and flew away. Thank God!

So, I'm still awake which I guess is better than being permanently sleeping. lol Its way too early to be bored and get into trouble so Ill type.

Got in a fight with a one toothed freak at the grocery store the other day. He was yelling at an old woman about 12 items or less. I tried to use my handy mod skills. Like this. There is no reason to speak to this woman in that manner.
Mistake...
He actually came at me. lol Up in my face and the added bonus of the death stare.
Mistake...
I own the death stare. Its in the genes. You learn it as a kid with Italian parents. Its the stop right there or else. Or else never comes because..well you stopped right there. So he's in my space and said, what did you just say to me?
Mistake...
I said, I said, THERE IS NO REASON TO BE SPEAKING TO THIS WOMAN IN THIS MANNER with my Italian laser death stare. lol
He moved right up to me like almost touching me with his filthy tshirt.
Mistake...
Never ever step over and Italian womans death stare.
It then became one of those moments where I could hear it coming out of my mouth but..Its the "zone of death", thing.

I heard myself say..Back the (*)(*)(*)(*) off mother (*)(*)(*)(*)er or I'm gonna knock that one tooth you have left down your (*)(*)(*)(*)ing throat.
I actually said that. Didn't even give it a second thought. Like you know you think about it and then say, oh no thats sooo inappropriate. Nah just heard it come out of my mouth. Next thing, he moves past the old woman and goes somewhere in the store. The old woman said to me, he does that all the time. He's a sick man. He bothers everyone like that. Then the old womans son comes over and said whats going on. The old lady said, this woman was helping me. That man was yelling at me for having too many items. I have 11 items and its said 12. The son was enraged. The manager who came out of hiding..lol..starts to walk over and I left. See yah later. I did my deed for the day in a not so polite manner. I'm working on demure as I type. Never pick on an old person in front of me. They made this country and sacrificed bigtime and to some are easy targets. Not in front of me and God knows never cross the line when an Italian woman is giving you the laser death stare.

A terrible shocking and appalling story but true. Sharing is caring. lol

 

Same here. You know the amazing thing is if he directed that towards me I would have ignored him. Honestly I would easily have ignored him. The fact the woman was old. I mean she was probably 90 and she looked scared made all the difference. When I got in my truck it was one of those, God help to to stop making an (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) out of myself moments...for a second. Like I said, Im practicing demure. lol Actually I am pretty easy going till that fuse is lite. It takes a lot but you can see whats at the end of the fuse. Kimi's teaching me southern demure. I forgot the "bless your heart" thing when I told him to back off. lol