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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Mar 19, 2014.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Morning, y'all. Happy friggin Monday.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 24, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Where or where for art thou all you woo who who !.
    maybe the menu needs tweaking.
     
    Foolardi, Mar 24, 2014
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    They're all wasted...House was rockin Saturday and then the Rent Party Sunday. The drunk stole the tip-mug, SMW wanted me to slip her a 20 dollar bill...for some reason...That's my story and I'm stickin to it.
     
    RPA1, Mar 24, 2014
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning early birds. Time to get beautiful and face the day.

    Well, OK... its time to get up. The beauty stuff is optional.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 25, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Maybe That's it.Somethin sticks around here.I bet I know what it is.
    Some contractor got the bright idea'r to hire Laurel & Hardy to do
    a wallpaper job.When them boys hang wallpaper,they use them glue brushes
    that are like 9" wide.Proilly got glue everwhere.Even on the toilet paper
    in the bathroom.Especially there.
     
    Foolardi, Mar 25, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'll have what Foolie's having.

    'mornin, dumplin. How's tricks?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 25, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Another day, another dime. Roll on out, barflies. Welcome to humpday.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 26, 2014
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    Is it happy hour yet? Normally I'd ask for a cold beer, but it's a raw day down here in south Texas so I think I want a hot chocolate. Nice place you got here.
     
    OldRetiredGuy, Mar 26, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hiya, darlin. Pull up a barstool and make yourself ta home. Glad you came in. ;)

    Cold in Big D, too. Wish we could save this stuff for July, don't you?

    Think I'll join ya.

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 26, 2014
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    Yeah, no kiddin'. Temps are supposed to be in the 80s tomorrow and near 90 on Friday. Won't be long before a shady parking spot will become prime real estate.
     
    OldRetiredGuy, Mar 26, 2014
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    I'll take a shot of Creme de Cacao in one of those. Rainin' and cold here in the left coast mountains.
     
    RPA1, Mar 27, 2014
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    My lord! What happen?

    [​IMG]
    Have a smoke and chill out!

    Only so much good can come from coming to a head...
     

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    Good morning, barflies and welcome to Thurs.

    ORG, same here... 45 yesterday, 85 today. Looks like we'll just skip spring and get right to summer. (Nuthin new there, huh)

    RP, hope you found the Creme de Cacao. I turned in early last night and falena was supposed to take my shift. Not surprising she was a no show/no call. One of these days....
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 27, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Amen, AB. You had me w the chocolate strawberry.

    *drools*


    .
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 27, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    *tick tick tick*

    Have the clocks stopped?

    Come on quittin time...
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 27, 2014
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    They do always seem to run slower the last hour or so....BTW you can make the second-hand stop. Look away from the clock then look back. The second hand will seem 'frozen' for a moment. That's because it takes a few milliseconds for your eyes to get the signal to your brain.
     
    RPA1, Mar 27, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    It worked -- I'm home!!!

    LOL

    The real test will come tomorrow. I absolutely hate working Fridays. It's not bad once I get there since the place is half empty because everybody else hates working Fridays, too. A bunch of us usually go to the fancy restaurant in the lobby for a nice leisurely lunch so it's not like I have to work all that hard.

    I just NEEDS a 3-day weekend, dangit!

    Let's see... burn a vacation day or tough it out and go to work. Heads I take a vacation day, Tails I stay home.

    Yeah, that'll work.

    Heard Ole Trace's wife filed for divorce on him today... maybe that country boy loved the ladies too much?

    [video=youtube;CBQ01X-1AlI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQ01X-1AlI[/video]
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Trace is correct. I used to sponsor a young cowboy/bull rider. Unfortunately 8 seconds was most always a bit too long for him but, he was always lucky with the girls.
     
    RPA1, Mar 27, 2014
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    How can you fail with chocolate strawberries?

    ;)
     
    awesome bossum, Mar 27, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning and Happy Friday, yall. Gonna drag myself to work but they better not expect more than jeans and a tee shirt.

    Oh yeah, and shoes.

    On my terms.

    LOL
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Mar 28, 2014
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    Hello, where is everyone? I hope this forum isn't going to die out.
     
    catalinacat, Mar 28, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Not to worry, CC.

    Hows your Fri going? Just heard we're under a severe thunderstorm warning. Figure it'll hit about 3 when I get off.
     
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    Batten down the hatches, fire up the grill...I'll have a double-bacon cheeseburger with everything and a pile of fries. Hope there's plenty of beer....:alcoholic:
     
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    Really? I can't imagine seeing or hearing lightning this time of year.
     
    catalinacat, Mar 28, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You'll get a Weight Watchers frozen dinner and like it.

    Do you prefer kinda like chicken or kinda like beef?

    :hungry:
     
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