Smartie's Bar & Grill #62

Well, it is now officially Saturday here! Woot!

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Happy Caturday!

 

That's funny.....you better talk to your 13 yr old son about the 'cougars' out there if he's already attracting them.....

 

That cat reminds me of my Moxy - a 20# black Manx. When he's get pist at me, he'd knock all my magnets off the frig door, then wait until I went to sleep, then lay on my face hoping to smother me..... he was proof that cats are very cunning, diabolical creatures, but I did love him.

 

Maybe he can find girlfriends for his 19 and 21 year old brothers.

 

Funny! That would be real interesting conversation among bros! Lol.

 

Cheers friends.

 

Greetings earthlings. Busy Saturday here. Eat, nap, watch horserace. I need a vacation.

 

because Wild Horses couldn't drag you back to work on a Friday.
ADMIT !

 

End of 37 year drought.
We have us a new Triple Crown Winner

 

Quite a race, huh Foolie. Let's celebrate, shall we?

 

I almost missed it.Wasn't paying attention until the last hour.But it was
grand. I coulda sworn I counted just 8 horses.It was hard to tell.
7 or 8.But no more.Turns out there were 10.
I must be getting old.Ain't a spring chicken like back at Old Yahoo.
I don't necessarily feel old.Maybe my 2nd childhood is slowly approaching.
Oh Boy oh Boy ... Mommy.Can I go to that Porn Parlor down the street Mommy.?
Well just this once Tommy.And if you see your father in there,tell him to stop
and buy a quart of O.J.Oh ... and maybe a gag gift for Father's Day.For Mommy.

 

Poor Bob

 

Cats are fascinating creatures - and dogs too, I've had quite a few of both - but Moxy was the most entertaining. If he heard the word 'no'. he'd find some way to get even w/me and it was usually trying to suffocate me in the middle of the night.

I've always disliked hearing someone say animals are dumb. No, they're not. They have smarts people don't have........

 

I've seen gifs of dogs doing exactly what mine does... stare you down while you're eating something, but looks away all innocent if you look at her. I know this lady who had a big dog that begged at the family table and she couldn't break him. Finally decided to try bubble wrap (which he hates) placemats. The kids loved it and it worked like a charm. She said now he just lays on the sofa in the next room and glares at her. LOL

 

Lol~ yup! Staring, glaring - dogs are really good at that. My daughter's boxer will sit in the kitchen and stare at a certain cupboard for hrs, if she had to, until someone got her some coconut oil. She loves that stuff. Dogs know exactly what they want and when they want it.

 

I'm really ticked off about my doctors visit early last night.
My normal doctor had a stroke almost 2 years ago and they have a
couple new novice female doctors.The office is usually vacant in the daytime
because the Doctor I use now { The most experienced one } only is
available after 6pm. So I had a 7:30 appt.I asked if anything earlier and
they said no but would call if there was a cancellation.So I get a call around a little
after 6pm as I was fixing dinner.They said they had an opening at 6:45.I said
could probably get there around 7pm. I quickly fixed dinner and got there
at 6:50. I knew something was fishy as the parking lot was full.I took the
last parking stall.Sure enough the room was about half full which is quite
a lot.I ended up waiting 2 hrs. before they even called me for the Triage or
preliminary check on vitals.
Luckily if it wasn't for the fact that I ended striking a Very intense and interesting
conversation with a very nice and intelligent man about my age,I would have
gone bonkers.Because time just flew by literally. We had such a detailed discussion
about a lot of stuff that time zipped by.After the usual triage I was put in a room and waited
almost an hour.After 30 minutes I was really startin' to get pissed off.I even told the (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
asst.{ had problems with her before and Lying.She once took my vitals and put down my
height as 5'8" .I said what. No way.She insisted that's what it was and maybe I better
keep a check on it at home by taking daily measurements.Normally I'm right around
6' ft.No way did I lose 4".I didn't.I think I probably shrunk maybe 1" at best.
So this asst. nurse has given me trouble about my meds also.
I was really close to walking out w/o seeing the doctor.I came really close.
I ended up being The Very Last Patient seen and it was totally dark as I left
as they closed the doors behind me.And of course my car was the only one
left in the pitch dark parking lot.Frankly I think it's some Female conspiracy.There are no
males at all at that office and the wife of my normal doctor,also a huge troublemaker
runs the place.I think she may have had something to do with her husband coming
down with a stroke.Because they don't ever talk about him as if he no longer
exists.Initially the word was she gave him something during his stroke that saved his life.
I'm going to find out where that Doctor lives and pay him a visit during the day.
I wanna hear from the horses mouth as to what happened.
When his shrew doctor wife is at the office.Is what.

 

Good morning, good people. Sorry for your bad experience, foolie. Hope everything checked out OK in spite of your elevated blood pressure from waiting so long.

Let's get one in the books, shall we?

 

Um ... who is June Server and why has she not bothered to check in
to this pop stand yet.

 

Hey Smartie (and others)
It's Wednesday, I'm almost sober and I'm wearing pants. I'm not
sure they're mine but, and it's a big but, I'm wearing them.

Hey, anybody need a date? Meet me under pool table 3.

I know, I know. There are only 2 tables. Improvise.

 

Good morning fans of Thursday... my Friday!!!

More coffee, plz...

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Which means you're only cheating yourself.By denying yerself a 5 day
workweek and casual Friday { as opposed to - Freaky Friday or TGIF }.
At least you don't have to fret Nun about eating fish on Friday.
Or tuna noodle casserole or cheese casserole.Because you'll have All Friday
to ponder what fantastic eats are available.I see where Texas has many
famous eatery joints for steak eating records and hot pepper burgers.
And Real Chicken-fried steaks which aren't chicken but beef that is
tenderized.Then Grilled { on the grill } Not Fried.

 

Chicken salad and avocado sammich for lunch, foolie. Want a bite?

 

Avocado are too mushy.I mean If I want to have a nice salami sammich with
pumpkin dressing and a touch of pepper I just might ass { ask } for the
day off.is all.is what.
BTW My Krogers in Louisville has their Famous Derby City Chicken salad.
Made fresh daily and with nice chunks of Rotisserie chicken.

 

Happy Friday, y'all. Rise & shine. Big decisions to make.