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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Got us another Monday morning. Rise & shine, folks.

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    Where'd you get a pic of my ex?
    Enjoy!
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    *** Texas Cowboys Save 200 Cattle From Flood ***
    In Liberty County,Tx.
    Hmm ... I mean a nice round number.Not 203 Cattle or 196.
    Butts ... 200.
    Talk about Cheaper by the Dozen.
    How Gross. How much IS a Gross anywho.
    12 dozen or 144 things.Okey Dokey.
    Almost a Gross and a half less a couple stray dozen er two.
    Where'd them Cowpokes done learn't ta punch cattle,anywho.
    In some Barn.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 1, 2015
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 1, 2015
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  5. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Actually being a Cowboy is tough work.You sleep under the stars in the
    summer out on the prairie.Eat a lot of standard fixin's like Beans and
    beef jerky,There is No Orange Juice let alone soda pop.
    Or feather pillows.They wear jeans until they are threadbare.
    Which explains the book - Going My Own Way - the true story written
    by Gary Crosby { Oldest of the 4 Crosby sons } of how mean Bing Crosby
    really was.But never out in public.Just when Bing got home after work and
    first thing he'd ask is where's Gary { had names for Gary like Sachel Bucket }.
    Then as soon as Gary appeared it'd be go up to your room and " assume the position ".
    Meaning a good belt or cane whipping.Bing seemed to get off on it.
    Gary was a troublemaker in school and around the house.But not every day.
    Bing Had Gary spend 2 summers out on a Ranch way off in Montana somewhere.
    Bing had a little summer cottage about a 2 hour drive away from that huge ranch.
    Gary would spend weeks at a time out on that ranch on the Prarie,from sunup till
    sundown doin' cowboy work.Like bailing hay and rustling cattle.
    Bing made Gary go thru that to toughen him up.Teach him what it is to be a Man.
    Many Fathers from that era were like that.They expected their sons to tow the line.
    No excuses.Whatever the Priest of Nun said at school was it.No if's ands or
    buts about.The Nuns and Priests were always right.No kid had any say in the matter.
    Unlike today where parents go to school and defend their kids.
    That never happened in my era.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 1, 2015
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Special weather statement: No rain for the Dallas area for the rest of this week. Bad news... temps rising to the 90s by the weekend giving us humidity around 1000%

    Yep, this will be me...

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    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 1, 2015
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Goodnight, foolie. It's your fault if I dream of reincarnated flies in little nun outfits tonight. ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 1, 2015
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    Anybody have a cure for hiccups. I'm about to drink some cold water, but I don't think it will help. They started after I drank a chocolate shake from Whataburger on my way home from work.
     
    Texan, Jun 2, 2015
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    A quiet walk. It that doesn't help, try booze.
     
    Shangrila, Jun 2, 2015
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    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Glad the rain is finally over with, or at least the worst part is.
    Hair like that is a daily battle for me. The longer it is, the worse it fluffs up. Coconut oil helps some, also helps to brush through it.
     
    Shangrila, Jun 2, 2015
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think a pint of old fashioned hooch { moonshine } should do the trick.
    of course you won't be able to breath very well.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 2, 2015
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    Years ago all hurricanes were named after women, based on women supposedly having a 'stormy' temperment'. But then some women who shouldn't have burned their bras and hurricanes became an insult to womanhood.

    So, now they have a computer generated list of names, alternating between men and women. I once read that had it not be for a tropical storm some weeks prior. Katrina would have been named "George". I also read that they have removed "Hillary" from the list.

    Contrary to popular belief hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing
     
    FearandLoathing, Jun 2, 2015
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    The best, the absolute finest walleye fishing I ever encountered was in a remote - only accessible by boat lake in central north Ontario. It is the finest fresh water fish in my opinion, although if you like a fight, they are pretty tame behind bass.
     
    FearandLoathing, Jun 2, 2015
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning and welcome to humpday!

    Rise and shine!

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    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 3, 2015
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    No It'aint a Good Mornin' is what.

    >>>MOD EDIT Rule 8 Removed<<<

    I have My Rights is What.
    Is all. I don't care what Uncle Sam now says :
    I'm Watching YOU
     
    Foolardi, Jun 3, 2015
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    Rise and have a shiner.
    But Mommy. I don't feel mush like dishin' out a Shiner.
    No matter it's a Wild & Wooly Wednesday.
    Plus I done gave Billie a Shiner on the playground last week ... Mom.
    Harold ... You aren't old enough to have a Shiner like your father does
    when he comes home from work.Plus Shiner's Bock Beer is said to carry a kick.
    Ok ... Mommy. Then can I kick somebody in the schoolyard today.
    No you certainly cannot ... Harold.
    But if you see Sister Mary after school you can give her a nice pat on the
    behind for me.To show your appreciation for not bein' the brute you were at
    the start of school.
    But Mom,school's been out the past week for summer vacation.
    Ok Harold ,then I give you permission to go to school today and kick Sister
    Mary in the butt,since school's out and all.
    The worse she can do is send you to the Pastor and kick his butt also.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 3, 2015
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    You're prolly over it by now but, my cure for hiccups is to take a deep breath, hold it then swallow without letting the air out. Good luck.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    A guy I work with has had hiccups off and on for MONTHS now. Doctors think it's caused by an infection or small tumor somewhere in his esophagus but have found nothing. They finally put him on antibiotics and it seems to have helped. At least when i talked to him this morning he wasn't hicupping.

    *hic*

    (Sympathy hic)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jun 3, 2015
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    Thanks for the hiccup advice. It quit about 30 minutes after I posted. I started a round of steroids for gout earlier that day. I think maybe the steroids caused the hiccups. I'm all good now and can even walk normally again. I feel 20 years younger.
     
    Texan, Jun 3, 2015
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    Sorry, been dealing with the death of a friend (on my birthday) and his funeral plus the flooding.

    Sigh. Aint life grand? About to leave for a stay in Marble Falls to stay with my dad.. ..my mom had a stroke and is in a nursing home for rehab.
    Like i said: aint life grand? :(
     
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    Yes, please. Huge slice with milk.
     
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    Its yummy!
     
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    Well, they aint called Himmacanes! :)
     
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    Sorry But I ain't a bein' crass an all but I don't think one should be dealing at
    a funeral.Even if Jacks and deuces are wild.
    Is all.
     
    Foolardi, Jun 3, 2015
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