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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'm tellin ya I don't cotton quizzes.
    Even If a new Nun enters the ranks and decides to quiz the class on
    stuff like the color of her hair.Her dimensions { 36-24-36 }
    or what flavor Hunk she prefers.The Troy Donahue Blond type or the
    stocky Marlon Brando waterfront type.

    Terry Malloy : " remember parochial school out on Paluski street ?
    Seven,eight years ago.Your hair ... you had your hair "
    Eddie : " Braids "
    Terry : " Looked like a hunk of rope.And you had wires on your teeth and
    glasses and everything.You was really a mess. "
    Edie : " I've never met anyone like you.There's not a spark of sentiment
    or romance or human kindness in your whole body. "
     
  2. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Dallas' lowly Trinity River yesterday, before we got an addl 5 in of rain.

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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Flood Emergency in Dallas Metroplex.
    6" of heavy rain hit early this morning.
    That isn't nature.That was man-made.That was Chemtrails.
    Or Weather modification as in cloud seeding.
     
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    ArmySoldier Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Afternoon yall. I'll take a cold one and a good story.
     
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    justonemorevoice Well-Known Member

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    *slides a shiner bock down the bar*

    Well, pal, I feel like the man in black is hollering' outside on my porch.
    *takes a long pull at my silver bullet*
     
  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Well look what the cat dragged in. (not you this time, foolie)

    What ya been up to JOMV?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Truth or fiction?
     
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    Do you have no respect for the Naugahs who died making that hide?
     
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    It takes more time to make that journey than the whole lifespan of a Monarch, it takes three generations each way as the first two die en route.

    We are so damned arrogant to think we have it all figured out; why then are sturgeons thriving in the Fraser River where they have gone extinct almost everywhere else; Canada Fisheries, allegedly scientists who know fish have been blaming global warming on poor Sockeye Salmon returns, then three years ago amid speculation of an end to the fishery, they came back 600% over the most optimistic forecast, flooding was once an annual event here, now it is rare, perhaps more rare than flooding in Texas.

    We don't know (*)(*)(*)(*).
     
  10. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Smartie....I traded in the bar bus.
    What a deal I got!
    Bar bus and an ax for this.
    I know. Crazy right?

    HELP IS ON THE WAY!
    [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;0vo23H9J8o8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vo23H9J8o8[/video]

    All kidding aside, I hope all you guys are alright.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Lets do one for Floundah!

    Floundah, ToeCrusher misses her dance partner. Ahahaha

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  12. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I gots like 2 Dino LP's and 3 Dino CD's.
    He never got over the loss of his Son. He was brought up in Stuebenville.O.
    and was a card dealer among many jobs.Jerry Lewis had a major falling out
    with the Sauve boozer over a charity event.Dino wasn't gonna do a charity event
    he was scheduled and Jerry { always the charity guy } never spoke to him
    because of.I think Dino choose Golf and drinking over a certain Charity event.
    I liked his Matt Helm Movies.
     
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    I thought I was in love with a nagah once but it turned out to be an infatuation that was only skin-deep . . . :cool:
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Um ... I thought I was in love with me teddy bear onced.
    But I got over it.
    Then there was this Puddy cat.
     
  15. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Amen, Brother Love.

    (Nice to see ya. darlin)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    If you really wanna help, bring pie.

    Mmmm, pie.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    No problem.
    What do you want on them?

    Pepperoni, mushroom?
    Onion and garlic is pretty good.
    Just sayin'?
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Hi Foolie.
    How's it going?


    I never knew what the argument was. Im surprised and kind of sad to hear it was over a charity event.
    I did know he took the loss of his son very deep and never was the same. Like most parents would feel. I see it everyday with my mom after my sister passed. She lost a part of her and Im sure the same went for Dean Martin.

    I never appreciated the voices of these old timers till I got older.

    For years Ive imagined Flounder's voice to sound like Dean Martin. No clue why. lol

    [video=youtube;XdU5T97Hdmo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdU5T97Hdmo[/video]
     
  20. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Pecan is good. Or buttermilk.

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    [video=youtube;BQrJUjyDSHI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQrJUjyDSHI[/video]

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Never had a pecan pie or a buttermilk pie.
    What is a buttermilk pie?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    It's like a chess pie without the cornmeal.

    Do you know what a chess pie is?

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    No clue what a chess pie is with or without cornmeal.

    Is this like a rice pie?
     
  25. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Buttermilk pie is sorta like custard pie, but a little more tart. Chess pie is kinda the same, except a tablespoon of cornmeal makes a slightly crunchy top.

    Both are easy as, well, pie, to make. ;)
     
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