Smartie's Bar & Grill #64

Actually, I remember in 2008 we did have a day (at least up north) where it was 65 in January, I remember because I was sitting outside in Antioch and the tornado sirens were going off and the wind was blowing 50-60 mph.... I was like wow this is getting crazy...

Anyway, my phone says it's 40 here right now, I'll take it lol.

 

Never before has there been 60 degree weather in Feburary where I live.
The reason I know this because I'm a Biker.I own 3 Motorcycles.
Feburary IS the coldest Month.No question about that. But I have noticed
a slight shifting of the seasons.Summers are now not nearly as outrageously
stiffling hot or Dog Days.We now have warmer days in December as
opposed to the traditional late Autumn Indian summers.
Overall temperatures may be shifting upwards but still no unbearable
Dog Day July/August which were usually a given.

 

Chicagoland weather is unpredictable ...... It can be 10 degrees one day and then 2 days later 50 degrees...

Heck, about 2 months ago we got 18 inches of snow and then a few days later it was 60 degrees...

Last week it was freezing like 15 degrees and now it's 40 and raining.

 

I dunno ... I'm watchin' the early 60's racy movie - All Fall Down - { 1961 }
And I just don't know is all.The saintly Oscar winner - On the Waterfront - {1954}
Eva Marie Saint plays a hapless unwed cutie pie who seems very independent
like the character of - Mame -. Dresses similar.Same balsy forwardness,.
Personally I cotton forward women.So she visits relatives and comes on like
a real vamp to the much younger and wholesome handsome Brandon de Wilde.
Telling relatives behind his back ... " I can just eat him up.He's a real peach. "
Even proposing to him w/o his knowing it.That was how it was done in my day,
The Galsy making it no secret how much they liked a certain someone.
Whatever happened to that.
Then ya gots another type tootsie who managed to pick up a young
Warren Beatty { Berry-Berry } as a gas station attendant in desperate need
to split the scene.Played by Hotsy Totsy Barbara Baxley as a supposed schoolteacher
needing to get back to Lousiville right quick for Christmas.
" I called yer room all afternoon.You didn't answer.Where were you.Trying to
do everything you can to cheapen me,aren't you."- Schoolteacher
Berry -Berry " Why don't you shut up " as he's quaffing beer while qulping down snacks.
" You try to cheapen me and humiliate me. You want me to beg for it don't
you " - Schoolteacher.
I mean how William Inge can it get.
I know .. I know ... Them Kardashians don't know from Inge.
Even if they could read past an 8 th grade level.

 

Dang ...

Loaded out my garage to a storage unit today. I am freakin' tired! The place is gonna get completely finished and set up real nice.

And, just for fun, I tried a different beer. What a freakin' mistake! Tastes like squat, and (hint) I'm not feeling even the least bit more interesting.

Anyways, "Before" pics. I'll show ya the "After" in a couple of months.

 

If delirium is a disease of the Night,what pray tell is a disease
of the daylight.
I mean,maybe Godzilla ain't got nuthin' on Dracula.

 

Good morning and happy Monday, y'all. Got us a brand new week and a brand new month. *woot*

 

Yeah Garages are gettin' like them Kardashians.Wnat their picture taken about
a dozen times an hour.You notice little memo stickers pasted around the garage
suggesting wouldn't it be nice to have a candlelit dinner tonight in the garage.
Maybe Beef Stroganoff which was an Edie Sedgewick favorite.I mean,she ended up
living in her Great Aunt's swimming pool.That was way after she dumped Andy Warhol
and some Factory.I think the Factory didn't go mush fir Garages,also.
Nor swimming pools.

 

I'm gonna have me a Kardashian garage when this project is finished. Yes, sir!

 

Litter?

Well, at last Godzilla can say he has a song

[video=youtube;zXXl_siUfeg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXl_siUfeg[/video]

 

Doublewide huh?

 

Yes indeed.

 

Things a lil hectic this morning for ya SMW?

[video=youtube;XRVz10ZGVD4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVz10ZGVD4[/video]

 

Not hectic... s.l.o.w.

 

Ah.....Time.

[video=youtube;joPPhZiZTdE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joPPhZiZTdE[/video]

 

PINCH PUNCH IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

I wanted to post that before it becomes Feb. 2nd. Yeah, I'm very mature.

 

Is this a regular occurrence for the first of the month?

 

Funny how one never hears of Pinch Scotch anymore.Or The " Dimple ".
I wonder when Johnny Walkers goes south.
Maybe renamed ... Martha Walkers.

 

Ain't it about time to start Caucussin'.I mean talk about an opportunity
to cuss out yer favorite Pol.
I think our Founders did.Even before we had Pols.

 

Time has come today

https://youtu.be/uHfB63ln1Ig

 

I think she has ass implants lol...

Also, her persona drops her from like a 9.5 to a 6 .... Beauty alone isn't enough for me, also didn't that fool marry Kanye West?, yea well he is a punk I met him way before he was ever famous, and he was a dick then and he is still a dick now... This is back in the late 90's early 2000's..

This dickhead got pissed at me for having the audacity to sell beat cd's ------ on (get this) my turf.... He wanted the mom & pop cd stores to stop selling my beat cd's and carry his..... This dude is 40 miles north of Chicago and starts walking on ice with several of us local guys....

The story is long and weird....

I suppose my point is that any chick that would even date Kanye West (who acts like he is 12 and the king of rap/beats/production) has serious (*)(*)(*)(*)ing issues....

 

Aye, yie, yie!

Friggin unnatural, man ...

 

Yeah she does.....before she did all that enhancing of her body. She was good looking. Not anymore.

Yep she did marry him. Plus the mope thinks he will run for the Presidency in 2020.

I'm just glad he wasn't old enough back in the day, to hang out with Common and a few others around here.

 

Yeah, if I was asked to get her a chair or pull one out for her. I would grab two or look for a Bench. Just sayin.

 

Her sister { Chloe } almost certainly does.Plus those little Jenner Trollops
are going the same route with their Huge Red Lipstick collagen lips.
This is all part of being Roman.This is an open demonstration of how
Liberals control our society.Also why the Popular Reality Show with the
Duggars is No More.They Framed that Show into Oblivion.
While we now see Young Jenner Trollops drinking like adults in some
Lower drinking age isles { 18 vs. 21 } and cavorting around like true blue
sluts,the Duggar clan has been made to look like Criminal White Trash.
The exact Polar opposite of Reality.
This is how a Society Falls.You are watching it in real Time.
The Fall of the American Way.