Smartie's Bar & Grill #66

Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Jan 2, 2017.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Ive heard marijuana is effective. But only if one has 'script.

    Or so Ive heard. ;)
     
    liberalminority likes this.
  2. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2010
    Messages:
    23,172
    Likes Received:
    1,087
    Trophy Points:
    113
    maybe if i lived in colorado where it is lawful stateside, the edible appears safe for matured brains. i watched this not too long ago, it has some good information on the subject.

     
  3. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    19,116
    Likes Received:
    11,037
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Five years down the road and I'm still madly in love with her. I had to let her go two years ago [not cleaning the windows] but I will never truly get over her. Okay, actually a old love of hers showed up and took her away. :( But still the best three years of my life..

    I tried to convince myself it was infatuation for six months. Who can fall in love in five minutes?!?! I fought it every day and refused to accept it was true love. I only gave in when I started making Freudian slips and revealing my true feelings, that I accepted the truth.

    I couldn't sleep without dreaming of her, for six months. I couldn't close my eyes without seeing hers. What an experience!!! Priceless!
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  4. Texan

    Texan Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2014
    Messages:
    7,868
    Likes Received:
    3,146
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I met my wife as a pen pal. She worked at an insurance company for the Summer with her aunt after her freshman year of college. She met a lady that I used to go to church with. (I was good friends with her daughter.) This lady gave my address to my future wife. I was stationed in New Mexico. We wrote for 4 months, met on Thanksgiving weekend 1990 and married in Oct. 1991. We lived 500 miles apart until the day we married. That was over 25 years ago. She is still the most beautiful woman in whatever room she enters.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
  5. FearandLoathing

    FearandLoathing Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Messages:
    4,416
    Likes Received:
    502
    Trophy Points:
    113

    Let's see....

    For high blood pressure, three pills one by itself and the other split morning and night.
    For Atrial fibrillation, two pills.
    For menier's three to five Serq per day every three to four hours
    for acid reflux due to anxieties, two pills
    for depression, three pills
    for migraine prevention, five or six little blue babies
    to prevent stroke, one baby aspirin a day
    I am supposed to take
    and once a week two methotrexate.

    The 'golden years' my ass.
     
  6. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    May 15, 2009
    Messages:
    43,782
    Likes Received:
    4,641
    Trophy Points:
    113
    To think her Father gave one of the most authentic and dynamic
    portrayals in movie Filmdom.That of Joe Buck { From Texas } in the
    1970 Oscar winning best Movie ... - Midnight Cowboy -
    Dustin Hoffman gave an even more impressive characterization
    as Ratso Rizzo.Those 2 performance are unmatched in Film History.
    You will never watch a more interesting and poignant pairing of
    lead characters in a major motion picture.The ending rivals
    that of Burgess Meredith and Lon Chaney jr. in John Steinbecks :
    - Of Mice and Men - { 1939 }.
     
    FearandLoathing likes this.
  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Do you take folic acid with the mx?
     
  8. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I can admit that I was on 13 different meds about three years ago, when I stopped taking them...For high blood pressure, all I had to do was get rid of my wife..
     
  9. Deckel

    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2014
    Messages:
    17,613
    Likes Received:
    2,038
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Men invent tools that will fold up and fit in your pocket. Women will carry a 10 gallon purse and have nothing useful in there. Why is this?
     
    MMC likes this.
  10. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Storage trunks are cumbersome..
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
    Deckel likes this.
  11. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Nothing useful? Are you kidding? I could live outta my purse for a few days. Need a cough drop? Safety pin? Mouthwash? Porn tape?

    Oh wait.

    Nevermind. ;)
     
    Falena likes this.
  12. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Yeah, they are on CD's now..
     
  13. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Expensive though. Ridiculous, actually.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
  14. Deckel

    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2014
    Messages:
    17,613
    Likes Received:
    2,038
    Trophy Points:
    113
    You got a VCR in there too? I bet so. Betamax no less
     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  15. Deckel

    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2014
    Messages:
    17,613
    Likes Received:
    2,038
    Trophy Points:
    113
    You mean people actually pay for porn?
     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  16. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Not near as bad as the mags in the 1970's....
     
  17. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2017
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    2,241
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Hi guys, I'm new around here and am signing up to what looks like a good thread. I like these off topic type threads, I can talk about my juggling or trebuchet building when I want to escape the serious business of bitching about politics.
    How long has this site been going?
     
    Falena and Smartmouthwoman like this.
  18. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Welcome to the nut house, darlin. We're open 24/7, so stop in anytime. Service is lousy, but the barflies are usually entertaining. :)
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
    Falena likes this.
  19. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    I bought a dvd for friend at Christmas and it was $29.99. And REALLY bad acting. Some things dont improve with practice.
     
    Falena likes this.
  20. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

    Joined:
    May 13, 2009
    Messages:
    53,915
    Likes Received:
    19,587
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Maybe theres a market for the computer illiterate.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
  21. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    You're not suppose to look at their faces...I can remember paying twenty bucks for porn mags in the later 1970's and 1980's...So I just found me an old 8mm projector at a garage sale and ordered some films that were a lot cheaper..
     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  22. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2017
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    2,241
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Nah, I expect that those who don't spend all day sitting in front of computers are still putting the effort into going out and getting the real thing :wink:
     
  23. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Do you fling dead animals like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
     
    Falena and Smartmouthwoman like this.
  24. Moonglow

    Moonglow Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    13,948
    Likes Received:
    4,439
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    That's too dangerous, you can get the love bug that way.........
     
    Smartmouthwoman likes this.
  25. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2017
    Messages:
    3,276
    Likes Received:
    2,241
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    No, we toyed with the idea of throwing noisy children but we met some opposition from parents.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page