Smartie's Bar & Grill #66

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  1. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member

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    Let a man try to get along without asking his wife for something out of her purse. Can't be done.
     
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    Like any other man.....when it comes to a womans lap. We all want to be like that puppy. Just sayin. ;)
     
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    Alright people of the strange brews.....Its TGIF.


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    But what are the odds they have it in there? Sometimes you have to ask just out of sheer curiosity, "Man, my head hurts. You don't happen to have some six year old aspirin and a dixie cup in there do you?"
     
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    Yes! :laughing:

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    We might go on a short trip to Texas nest week. Not sure yet just in the planning and talking stage.
    Piece of cake, hang on just a minute.
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Was that a grab bag gift for the Christmas Diva get together.....Ahahahahahahhahaha!
     
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    When retired, every day is Friday, well actually Saturday and Sunday..
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Ive been trying to act like I know what Im doing here. Its been keeping me really busy.

    Im pretty near worn out.

     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I carry small vice grips. The universal tool. lol

    Hi Daisy. How's it going?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart

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    Good morning crazy people. I actually slept 11 hrs last night. Dragging that boot around all week wore me out. Weve got thunder and rain today. Perfect for lazy. :)
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    What size is that boot?
    I wanna fire up my blacksmith furnace and hammer you out a spur.

     
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    I got an hours worth, leg cramps from Hades, only 10 days till they fix me spine....Then maybe....I may start chasing gals again, if they have a walker..
     
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    Great joke, but for me the opposite. My wife died a few years ago. I figure I wouldn't need half the **** I'm on were

    You knew my first wife then?
     
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    That's the name of the song?

    I thought he was saying "Life is great, beer is good, and women are crazy" ;)
     
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    Make it purdy.

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    No kidding!
    I thought he was saying 'women' too.
    No ****! Great minds.

    God is great, Beer is good and Women are amazin'.

    Anthem
     
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    No problem. Thanks for the picture it helps.
    By the way would you minded people calling you Kathleen if you wore a spur?
    Just curious.
    I got this extra floating around. Kathleen only needed one. My mistake for not checking first.

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    Whew, I am worn out from trying to post. It's called getting used to all the bells and whistles, all in all not too bad. Love being able to post pictures.
     
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    Here is a picture of my lap dog, just for MMC. I held him a lot when he was small trying to gentle him, now he thinks he really is a lap dog. The little heeler is in the background. She is a sweetie. DSCF0217.JPG
     
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    Its a learning experience. That is the best part. Learning a new system. Like you told me when you were training me. Don't worry. You cant break it. If you could I would have broke it already. lol Ive said that to just about everyone Ive trained along the way.
     
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