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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/weve-got-families-going-hungry-073500981.html

    "We've Got Families Going Hungry" - Michelle Obama On Why She Is Helping Feed American Families

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    Looks like she's hoarding food creating hunger for many
    American families?
    Got Guilt ?​
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    She isn't eating like her school lunch menus.


    Reminds me of Sally Struthers' feed the children.



    Fat chicks selling hunger. :hmm:


    Moi :oldman:




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    Moi621, May 15, 2021
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    Quite a few ‘isms there.
     
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  3. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No comprende

    Please list some.
     
    Moi621, May 15, 2021
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    There is nothing wrong with feeding the hungry. But there is a problem with spreading poison propaganda.
     
    politicalcenter, May 15, 2021
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    Canadaism, Michelleism, Fatism.
     
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    The CDC announced that all people who have been vaccinated against Covid 19 may remove their masks.

    That statement was later amended. All people who have been vaccinated and are attractive, may remove their masks.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, May 16, 2021
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    Damn, does this mean I've got to start shaving and brushing my teeth again?
     
    Montegriffo, May 16, 2021
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    Pierre, the French fighter pilot is with his new girlfriend and as he leans in to give her a kiss he pours some red wine on her lips.

    His girlfriend is startled and asks "Pierre, why did you do that?"

    He replies "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I eat red meat, I drink red wine!"

    His GF wants more so she undoes her blouse and as he bends down to kiss her breasts he first pours on some white wine.

    His girlfriend is startled and asks "Oh Pierre, why did you use white wine this time?"

    He replies "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I eat white meat, I drink white wine!"

    His girlfriend now wants even more so she takes off her skirt and panties and as he bends down he pours on some cognac and sets her pubic hairs alight.

    She screams and asks "OMG Pierre, why did you do that?"

    He replies "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I go down I go down in flames!"
     
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    Thank heavens, I thought that was going to be a bad taste joke about the proper accompaniment for fish.
     
    Montegriffo, May 17, 2021
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    Yeah, I know what you mean. Once the mask came off I had to start shaving my teeth too.
     
    rushrock, May 17, 2021
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    I've been waiting for someone to say that.
    27hrs, don't know whether to be disappointed it took so long or just pleased someone got there eventually.
     
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    A guy goes to a shrink and says, "I think my wife is trying to poison me." The doctor says, "I'll talk to her and let you know what I think." A few days later, the doctor calls him and says, "I spoke with your wife at some length. Take the poison."


    A guy goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, I'm at witts end." The doctor says, "Take a few deep breaths and tell me what's wrong." He answers, "I've discovered my wife frequents Jack's Bar where if anyone asks her for sex, she gives it to him. I don't know what to do." The doctor says, "I can help you with that, but first, where exactly is Jack's bar?"
     
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    Photo from Steven Colbert. Looks good. Taken last week. newFile-1.jpg
     
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    Humor or Satire? :roflol:​
     
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    I really don't care do you?
     
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    upload_2021-5-21_18-13-17.jpeg

    I might put this one up at work
     
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    studio-publicity-still-from-splash-daryl-hannah.jpg ,
    You should put up two to be inclusive
     
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    Jesus_Statue.PNG

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    Whenever I'm talking with some young guy and he says something his age, I always warn him that his next birthday [say for example age 30] is it. As I motion towards his crotch I say, when you turn 30 it just falls right off.
     
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