Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

The myth of the clitoris perpetuated
It's been years since I've had to suffer
G - Spot myth


https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/stud...l-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html


Believe It Or Not
The Myth of Female Sexual Pleasure anatomy persists.

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/stud...l-penetration-more-pleasurable-182045874.html

Study Says Women Use 4 Specific Techniques
To Up Their Pleasure During Sex​

Sorry girls!
Nothing you have can compare for the

pumpity pump​

glandular relief / drainage men know.

True?​

Don't blame the messenger!



Moi
Let Every Wife Have A Girlfriend

What To Do Over Long Winters
And Hollywood HPV Throat Cancers
psst, Michael Douglas, Val Kilmer ​

 

Did you read that article?

 

...with remedial training, perhaps.

 

Have I already posted this? Hope not.

 

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And the expression
Black Hoe
was birthed.


Moi

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Pizza anyone?


Moi

Viva Acadia liberte
Then the Cajuns can go home​

 

The Story of the Haircut

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without
forgetting.
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was
pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the
shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his

bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy
and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

 

Another one I hope I haven’t posted.
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York...

... and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded,” I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."