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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    the holistic homeopathic approach to remedy constipation...
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    banana... peel it, insert it, wait while it ferments, run to nearest toilet...
     
    Blaster3, Mar 24, 2019
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    don't like the taste of fish...
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    do 'er with a banana before eatin 'er...
     
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    thoughts caused by boredom & googlin 'banana a*s'...
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    don't do it, take my advice, just don't do it...
     
    Blaster3, Mar 24, 2019
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    Literally lol I also saw one where he's smoking a *** on the way up, a true UK treasure.
     
    Liberty Monkey, Mar 24, 2019
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    LOL the PF.com censorship machine thinks you are a homophobe.

    Yes a true UK legend and a great man.
    Nerves of steel and incredible knowledge for a poorly educated man.
     
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    education has nothing to do with knowledge... there are multitudes of educated peeps that have zero knowledge of most things ;)
     
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    curiosity has it's disadvantages...
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    fermented banana farts are f*ckin deadly...
     
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    Yeah it's odd that "Can I bum a ***?" can mean such drastically different meanings depending on which side of the pond you're on :)
     
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    When I was just a little girl,
    I asked my mother; "What will I be?"
    "Will I be pretty?"
    "Will I be rich?"
    Here's what she said to me
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    "No."
     
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    BREAKING NEWS: Knife crime in the UK INCREASES DRAMATICALLY.
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    17.4 MILLION voters STABBED IN THE BACK!
     
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    True story, when I was in Egypt an American asked me if he could bum a Camel. Straight faced I replied "yes but you would probably have to pay its owner".
    The confused look on his face was priceless.
     
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    When you think about it one industry has been promoting diversity since the first midget porn was filmed.
     
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    I once asked the crowd if they were pro guns and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro guns and he gave me the basic ‘personal protection liberty 2nd amendment’ hooplah. I very seriously told the crowd, “I’m pro guns because I enjoy living in a world with only 4 Nirvana albums.” My friend was the only one who laughed.
     
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    I find people get friendlier as I get older. Only yesterday a complete stranger complemented me on the size of my penis as I crossed the road.
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    He said, "Oy, ya big prick, get out of the way."
     
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    My friends are so kind, they have all chipped in and brought me a 2 day stay in 'Hotel Dignitas' based at the foot of the Swiss alps.
     
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    "I'm sorry for the short notice," I said, "but I'm going to have to take Thursday and Friday off work, my mother-in-law died last night.
    "Oh," they said. "Helping to make arrangements?"
    "No," I replied. "Throwing a party , I'll be too pissed to come in."
     
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    I don't know about you but I'm buying some fibrefix :)
     
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    Coming to a town near you.
     
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    I live in the UK this has been standard in Parliament since the 1980's before that everyone was too pissed.
     
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    People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?
     
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    trump is anorexic.
     
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    trumposis.
     
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    **** knows **** **** *******
     
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