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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Blaster3, Mar 2, 2020
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    Have you ever noticed the traffic flow? Seriously!

    Stairway to Heaven

    Highway to Hell
     
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    Imagine Jesus Christ having sex...
    ... Holy ****!
     
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    oooh, he went anal, eh...
     
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    I remember when something going viral didn't mean Covid-19.
     
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    Sorta' raised my hopes there; with the Tesco competition I mean.
     
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    Anyone hear about the conspiracy theorist who died and went to heaven?
    When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointedly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."
     
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    When I was a kid, I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled in your ears.
    Imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.
     
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    What I give to Mrs. BB. :(

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    My mom is terrified of mice. The last time she saw one she pulled a knife on it!

    We had to say 'mom! You're gonna get us thrown out of Disneyland!........
     
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    Snickers has apologised for a "misjudged" tweet that compared Welsh place names to "someone who sat on a keyboard"
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    There won't be a snickers eaten in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for months.
     
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    Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?
    Were you advised to walk 500 more?
    You could be entitled to compensation.
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    Call the Pro Claimers NOW.
     
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    I had a cockroach crawl in my ear and die there when I was a teen. They can't back up.
    It caused an infection in my ear at the same time I had a sinus blockage. Normally ear infections drain out the sinus so it drained out of my ear instead. Through the eardrum.
    We had older siblings visiting so I got bumped to the basement. When it broke through the eardrum everyone in the house knew. My brother-in-law was shaking me to wake up and through clenched teeth I told him that I was not asleep. He then saw the blood in my ear.

    Next day went to the doctor and he pulled the body out with forceps and then told the nurse to wash out my ear. In another room she pulls out a huge plastic syringe, looked like a clown's prop. She put a metal pan under the ear and started injecting soapy water into the ear. I grew progressively stiff with pain until at the very end a shot of air from the syringe pushed me over edge and the pan went flying. After the third time the doctor came in to ask why his pans were bouncing off the walls. She blamed me. He looked at what she was doing and told never use cold water in the ear canal and never, ever inject air into a broken eardrum. He proceeded to use warm water and a pump that gave a continuous flow. I purred like a kitten.
    I swear she looked at me like I was faking it and it was all my fault.
     
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    That’s horrifying!
     
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    Yeah, that nurse was taking an awful risk. There's a lot of sharp objects in a doctor's office, not to mention some ideas I had for that huge syringe.
     
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