Tasteless Humor

A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
"****-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

 

BREAKING NEWS: Fears are growing that CONTINENTAL QUILTS will STOP WORKING after BREXIT!

 

Time for a tune


Impressive programming skills.

 

• The Washington Post
• The New York Times
• Cable News Network, Inc. (CNN)
• The Guardian
• National Public Radio
• TMZ
• Atlantic Media Inc.
• Capitol Hill Publishing Corp.
• Diocese of Covington
• Diocese of Lexington
• Archdiocese of Louisville
• Diocese of Baltimore
• Ana Cabrera
• Sara Sidner
• Erin Burnett
• S.E. Cupp
• Elliot C. McLaughlin
• Amanda Watts
• Emanuella Grinberg
• Michelle Boorstein
• Cleve R. Wootson Jr.
• Antonio Olivo
• Joe Heim
• Michael E. Miller
• Eli Rosenberg
• Isaac Stanley-Becker
• Kristine Phillips
• Sarah Mervosh
• Emily S. Rueb
• Maggie Haberman
• David Brooks
• Shannon Doyne
• Kurt Eichenwald
• Andrea Mitchell
• Savannah Guthrie
• Joy Reid
• Chuck Todd
• Noah Berlatsky
• Elisha Fieldstadt
• Eun Kyung Kim
• HBO
• Bill Maher
• Warner Media
• Conde Nast
• GQ
• Heavy.com
• The Hill
• The Atlantic
• Bustle.com
• Ilhan Omar
• Elizabeth Warren
• Kathy Griffin
• Alyssa Milano
• Jim Carrey

ha ha ha

 

List of people Trump has tried to bully on Twitter who responded by making him look the buffoon?

 

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.?

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife,"What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die,"she replied.

 

Ha ha ha, there's more truth to that than is comfortable for all of us.

Think of the granny you never went to visit.....

 

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I found a ghetto solution, a large cable tie

 

those solid car antenna's would be good also and they unscrew easily... hint/wink/hint

 

What did Socialist's use before candles?
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Electricity

 

BAH! WORST. ADVICE. EVAH!

I frequent their natural habitat hoping to have one (or more!) pounce on me. Then we take turns eating each other.

 

Funny really because that's the list of people being sued by the MAGA kids, these are the ones that continued to bully them after the full video was released. That's why you'll notice CNN or MSNBC aren't there because they back tracked. Only the double downers who are going to lose are that list.

So ironically they are the bullies almost the exact opposite of what you thought, still I suppose that's your everyday reality.

 

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.
He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.
Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

 

was at the card shop getting a lottery ticket, when a frantic woman enters, waving her key ring, in tears exclaiming she needs a battery for her car remote, the cashier tells her theirs a store a few blocks away thay has them. the woman became agitated & said "i cant get in my car, the remote aint working and i have a cart full of groceries" .
trying my best to hold back my laughter, i said to her "ma'am, did you try the key in the door lock"... as if a bulb lit, she went from fearful crying to full on embarrassment, ran out without saying a word...

another true story...

 

HAHAHAHA

 

He's not very funny.

 

All this fuss about Liam Neeson... I mean every friday I say how "I could murder an Indian"

 

He's more angry than the average remainer lol

 

I recently went on a legalise cannabis march.
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The turnout was high.

 

I’m appalled that Liam Neeson wanted to kill an innocent black man on the street for no reason whatsoever.
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Who does he think he is, a black man?

 

I've just watched a film about a girl getting her first period and the day to day challenges that brings.
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The Exorcist