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  1. mstrman

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    Did you know they have a restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
     
    mstrman, Dec 15, 2023
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    How do dyslexic people pass eye tests?
     
    Nonnie, Dec 24, 2023
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    To procrastinate means to...... I'll tell you tomorrow
     
    Nonnie, Dec 24, 2023
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    They reckon that Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Trump, but that's just comparing apples to oranges.
     
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    Nonnie, Dec 26, 2023
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    I was reading a horror book in braille, something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it
     
    Nonnie, Dec 26, 2023
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    Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
     
    Nonnie, Dec 26, 2023
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    One thing you DON'T want to read in braille is, "DO NOT TOUCH"
     
    Nonnie, Dec 27, 2023
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    I thought I was listening to Celine Dion on the radio, but it turned out to a cat in the washing machine
     
    Nonnie, Dec 27, 2023
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    I took the strange skeleton to be that of a feral onager, but it was only a wild ass guess.
     
    mstrman, Dec 27, 2023
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    FBI Agent: Ok men. We'll be searching for an escaped prisoner with one eye.
    Patrolman: Sir ... you'd it be easier if we used both eyes?
     
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    What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws...out-laws are wanted
     
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    They use a mirror.
     
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    Honk if you ever rode on Epstein's airplane.
     
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    Hey, ya'll watch this!
     
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    The problem with society today is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies any more.
     
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