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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Jul 16, 2014.

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  1. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Looks like you goilz......have the dancefloor. So to speak. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;Rhab6MIsn_k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhab6MIsn_k[/video]

    Smartie told ya about the Stage I was putting in with the Poles.....Right? [​IMG]
     
    MMC, Jul 17, 2014
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  2. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    You gonna grow beans?
     
    Shangrila, Jul 17, 2014
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  3. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Nah.....got plenty of Beans. Just sayin! [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    See, [​IMG] I even have a Blonde Roast. [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    MMC, Jul 17, 2014
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  4. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Not to belabor the point but technically I was the First official Smartmouthwoman
    Thread Poster Pool boy. A Poster boy for Pool boys.
    It's On the record.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 17, 2014
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  5. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Then you should be hired and be in charge of the newbies.
     
    Shangrila, Jul 17, 2014
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  6. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    As any good Chippendale knows, the job of a pool boy is to
    entertain the chippies as they sunbathe in lounge chairs with umbrella
    drinks.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 17, 2014
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  7. vespergirl

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    Good Morning All,
    Came across Weird Al's latest called "Tacky" a parody of Pharrell's "Happy"
    :)

    [video=youtube;XsWo8apgLys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpag e&v=XsWo8apgLys[/video]

    make it a good one.
     
    vespergirl, Jul 17, 2014
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  8. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Oh, pool boy... I need a refill over here.

    'chop chop'

    I wanna get a buzz on before lunch.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 17, 2014
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  9. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hiya, vespergirl! Sent P a pm this morning... hope she joins us. ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 17, 2014
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  10. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sorry Ma'am but we are all out of umbrella at the moment.
    Plus management told me to remind you that the Senior section will
    be closed down early today due to repairs.Seems too many seniors had
    our burrito breakfast this morn and the new chef believes in using the Italian
    cooking technique of ala dente.meaning to cook things slightly undercooked.
    Therefore the rash of spots from upchucking in the Seniors section today.
    Have a nice day ... Ma'am.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 17, 2014
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  11. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Polgara signed up... but she's in lala land. Please release her and let her post! ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 17, 2014
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  12. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No problem, darlin. I'll just sit over here with the 20 somethings. Sure I'll blend right in.

    *koff*
     
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    polgara Member Past Donor

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    I see that there is no shortage of "sense of humor" here, if Foolardi is any indication! Good! My kind of place, and you're a perfect fit, too....
     
    polgara, Jul 17, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    First post ... eh?
    There certainly IS a shortage of " sense of humor " round this pop stand.
    Half of me posts deal with the shortage.
    Where ya been. What are you some kinda newbie.
    You talk as if it's yer very fist post.
    My First post at Old Yahoo Boards was naïve.I thought I was dealing with
    fellow humans.I learnt meself quickly,I did.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 17, 2014
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  15. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    WOOT! You made it! Hiya P!

    Yes, please do meet my old friend Foolardi. We started posting together on the ole yahoo boards about 1999.

    He's a nut... but in a good way. ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 17, 2014
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  16. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That reminds me of how well I remember me very first Post.
    It was well,Um, let me see.No that was another first post.
    Well anywho the thingy is I did remember me first post,I did.
    maybe s'not as wells as udders.Cuz what fellar in their right mind could
    furgit their first udder.Or should that be plural {udders}.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 17, 2014
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  17. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You know, foolie... I had you on ignore for a long time. Then you grew on me... like warts. ;)
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Um I really hate to have to point this out.But under most condition
    a fellars *member DOES NOT CHAT ... as in Member Chat.
    Just to be clear.



    * penis
     
    Foolardi, Jul 17, 2014
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    That reminds me when I was working in a black 'Head Shop' owned by Fast Eddie. He loved that kind of music. I'm having an incense smell flash back. :hippie:
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The band is here!

    [​IMG]

    Wait! I TOLD them to bring the equipment.....I don't think that thing is up to another trip. Hey where is everybody?
     
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  21. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hold onto yer britches, dear... I'm here.

    Oh wait, it's nearly quitting time... I'M GONE!

    *runs out door*
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Id like to say hello to all the new bar patrions. Very nice to meet you all.


    Im thinking here. Don't say it, Smartie. lol

    New people joining all of a sudden.

    Im checking my crystal meatball and its telling me Smartie sent out free drink coupons and didn't tell us.

    No problem. We adapt well. Don't we old bar crew!
    Give us all short beers. Ill be right back.

    Im going to the bathroom to get my bottle stashed in the toilet tank.
    Free Vodka drinks on me everyone.
    I got the bottle.
    Line up.

    What? That waters clean.

    [video=youtube;8ecE1UML1q8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ecE1UML1q8[/video]
     
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    This video is to show people why I like minecraft so much:


    [video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKAv4Y-lW4[/video]
     
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  24. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I like your taste in music better. Bar Rule #37... if it ain't happy, don't post it here. ;)

    [video=youtube;y6Sxv-sUYtM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM[/video]
     
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    I think this is one funny video:

    [video=youtube;N9qYF9DZPdw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw[/video]

    I still don't understand why mayonnaise is nerdy though. I have never heard that anywhere but in this video.

    Also, I don't see why you can't like both Kirk AND Picard, or Sisko, Janeway or Archer.
     
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