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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Jul 16, 2014.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You're exactly right, falena... I promised these folks free drinks from the toilet.

    I think I'll have a toilet water toddy before bed. Could I get you a tidy bowl? :tp:
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 17, 2014
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  2. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Ah.....the Lady P. [​IMG] Good to see another Masterpiece on the scene. Hope you didn't forget those Heels Lady P. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;3OnnDqH6Wj8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OnnDqH6Wj8[/video]
     
    MMC, Jul 17, 2014
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What door?
     
    RPA1, Jul 17, 2014
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  4. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Looking for those Good Vibrations.....eh V. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;-eSN8Cwit_s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s[/video]
     
    MMC, Jul 17, 2014
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  5. Tram Law

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    Some things in life are bad.

    [video=youtube;SJUhlRoBL8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M[/video]
     
    Tram Law, Jul 18, 2014
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    I'm all for good vibrations and MMC you are full of them. Cheers.
     
    vespergirl, Jul 18, 2014
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  7. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, early birds. It's finally TGIF!

    *yawn* *stretch*

    Who wants coffee?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 18, 2014
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  8. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Mornin' Sugah. [​IMG]Did you just raise your arms up over your head with that Stretch? [​IMG]

    So how was your nite last nite? Have a lot of work today? Getting off early today?

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    MMC, Jul 18, 2014
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  9. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    'Tidy'?
    Is that a new variety?

    That's awful nice of you. Thanks!

    You're dah best, Smartie!
     
    Falena, Jul 18, 2014
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Good morning, Bar Peeps.

    I hope everyone has a wonderful day.

    Im short on time today. You all have a great day.

    MMC you crack me up! Its great reading you. Just sayin'.
     
    Falena, Jul 18, 2014
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  11. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Morning, y'all. Thanking that lil angel on my shoulder this morning. Left my house, flying low as usual... turned down a side street and thought, "man, it's awfully dark this morning" so I flipped on the hi beams... and then saw a HUGE TREE had fallen across the street. Had to slam on my brakes and even then, I stopped within inches of plowing right into the thing. Everything in the seat went flying to the floor... small price to pay for missing what had to be a 40 ft tree!

    Counting my blessings. And thanking that lil angel who warned me to watch out! *whew*
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 18, 2014
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    Mornin' Falena. [​IMG] You have a great day to Sweetness. [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
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    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Glad my lil hostess of the mostess is okay......but do slow it down speedy. [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    LOL, and I can taste colors.

    Good brew you got going this morning, darlin. Is that Rocky Mt blend? Can I have another cup?

    *feeling groovy*
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 18, 2014
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    Nah.....I figured ya would want ya usual, Sugah. [​IMG]

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    Groove is in the Heart. [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;gzoEK545j64]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64[/video]
     
    MMC, Jul 18, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Let me guess.You done spilled the mason jar of homemade Iced tea the kind
    Grandma used to make.Plus whatever munchies are to yer likin'.
    Um ... maybe little snack bags of Rold Gold Pretzels.
    Don't say llitle bags of Cracklins.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 18, 2014
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  17. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Cottage cheese, foolie. Gotta watch that girlish figure. ;)

    Here's one for you...

    Who were you in the wild, wild west?

    http://www.playbuzz.com/scotto/who-would-you-be-in-the-wild-west

    I got COWBOY.

    Not sure how that works, but still...

    YEEHAW!
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Jul 18, 2014
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Clark Kent is who.I flew out me office window so quick I managed to break
    the time barrier and went back in time.Along the way to Wild Bill Cody I
    also had a chance to have me a few words with P.T.Barnum.
    This was around the time he went el cheapo and was being really stingy with
    peanuts ford his circus elephants.
    I { er Clark } straightened his butt out.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 18, 2014
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    Wow, glad everything turned out well.
    Came across this video today. It's one of those that just makes you go "ahhhhhhhh".
    [video=youtube;RD5OJeLeunc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5OJeLeunc&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
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    Not Vespa ... huh.Ain't nothin' finer than a tomato { babe } on a vespa
    in summer with one them Itsy bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka dot bikini.
    On ! Sorry I meant wearing the dagburn contraption { string bikini }
    Any toots can ride a Vespa scooter in summer with their itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie
    yellow polka dot bikini in the storage compartment.
     
    Foolardi, Jul 18, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Luv this pic... for me, from me!


    [​IMG]
     
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    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    I never liked this guy and have not listened to this yet, doubt I will. Being a Musician for years there is just something about a guy making a living off other peoples music and ripping it apart. His cheap humor just leaves me, and his low level talent glaringly obvious.
    Couldn't do it on his own, so he steals and destroys.

    Other than that I am sure he is a real nice fellow......:smile:

    OK, I watched about 20 seconds................still stinks, just an older stink....~~~
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Well looks who's in the bar... it's grumpycat... I mean flounder!

    Hiya handsome... where you been all my life? ♥
     
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    Tried to take on a tree again? Told ya, the tree usually wins.
    Good on your guardian angel to keep you safe. Must have been an instant wake me up.
     
    Shangrila, Jul 18, 2014
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Def an instant wake up call. First thing I did was offer up thanks for the warning... then proceeded to back outta that street like a snake. I could never be a truck driver... I'm only good at driving forward. ;)
     
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