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  1. everyman2013

    everyman2013 New Member

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    So did I. but I've never picked the Scottie unless it was the only one left.
    However, it's true that I avoid confrontation at all costs unless it's with a human.

    This is me?
    You're optimistic, sweet, and caring. You try to see the good in everyone and make
    the most of every situation. You have a smile that can instantly light up a room, and
    a cheerful and positive outlook on life that people can't help but appreciate and be
    drawn to.

    You want everyone to get along and be happy and you try to avoid confrontation at
    all costs. There's not a competitive bone in your body and you prefer to cooperate
    whenever possible. Win or lose, you're there for the company more than anything
    else.
     
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    HEY!

    What happened to Monday? Where is anybody?

    My brain hurts. It will have to come out.
     
  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, PP. We're up to Wednesday now... catch up, dear
     

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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If 5 will getcha 10 then what will 6 getcha. ?
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Gee golly gosh Mommy.Everybody I know says :
    - With Six You get Eggroll - { 1968 }
    Yes Harold you are correct.Now go over to Ms. Day and get yourself a
    nice big hug and a kiss. And by all means don't mention how you wanna give her
    6. Please Harold. Promise me.
    Miss Day has a nice sense of humor but not that Nice.
     
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    Morning? Really?? Where? You say it's Wednesday. What month? My calendar
    says yraurbeF. Are we still in the US?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sorry, dear you missed it. Maybe you'll have a Wednesday next week.

    Rise and shine, y'all. One day closer to the weekend.
     

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    Gee I don't knowed Mommy.When I was 6 yrs.old it got me Parochial school.
    Plus a whole gaggle of Nuns ta boot.
    Now Harold the Nuns meant well.Plus they had to take their Vows.
    You mean like a vow of using that thar ruler on me knuckles,like onced.
    Yes Harold, like that ruler and a whole lot mores.
    What are them mores Mommy.?
    Never you mind Harold.Just mind your Ps and Qs and say your prayers
    at bedtime.
    Okey Dokey ... Mommy.Butt I still need to learn't me Mores ... More.
    You'll get some more mores when yer Father comes home Harold.
     
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    You speak pretty good United States. Wered you get your school housin?:wink:
    Enjoy!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Morning, everyman. I think foolie was warped, I mean educated in Catholic schools. Explains a lot, eh? ;)
     
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    Just you neverminds er I'll tell Mommy you pokin' fun at me bringins' ups.
    At school that bee.
     
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    Home schooled, maybe?:hmm:
    Enjoy!
     
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    Crude Joke time.
    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes. Nuthin'.
    She was already told twice.
     
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    I need a drink! Comin' in hot!! Bogies on my tail.....Man it's rough out there!!
     
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    Hey! I just woke up... I think...

    Foolie is over there... Shang is over there... SMW is someplace else and
    my pants are over there.

    Hey you! Yeah you! I have a standing reservation for being under
    pool table 3! Move it, bub!

    It feels like home... except my glass is empty. I'm glad it's January and Friday.
     
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    Good morning, fans of Friday! RPA, you can come out now, Bogie's gone. PP, you and Foolie need to switch to coffee now. Sounds like you've both had quite enough.
     
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    Morning, sports fans. Temp: -8, wind chill: -14. Trying to get up enough courage to make that dreadful 1 mile drive to work. Wish you all a speedy Friday and a lazy weekend.:wink:
    Enjoy!
     
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    Brrrr... 52 here this morning. Downright balmy. Have a good commute, em!
     
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    Coffee Tea or me.
    Coffee,tea or me.
    Coffee tea or Me me me me me me ... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
     
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    -10 degrees here. Lovely.
     
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    Hi all. Everyone's complaining about the weather and we can't do a dang thing about it. Ain't life great? Smile and the world smiles with you.
     
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    Something for all you snow bunnies to do. (the eyes are glow sticks)

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    If it snows around Halloween I'm gonna put those on my lawn. Pretty cool (pun/no pun-you decide).:wink:
    Enjoy!
     
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    Bet they could have some GIANT ones in Boston, huh? ;)
     
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