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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hey Ethel. Where's Lucy? ;)
     
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    I dint know gasoline made sounds.Unlike women bargain hunting lingerie
    at a Grand Opening.Like Stanley Marcus { One of the founder of Neiman Marcus }
    said once. " I'm a man of simple tastes.I simply want the best. "
     
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good Sunday, y'all. On the way to 75 degrees. Simply gorgeous today... all the windows open... can one have spring fever in February?

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    Smartmouthwoman, Feb 8, 2015
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Signing off to cook dinner. A little humor from the Cowboy Church this morning before I go.

    Couple had just celebrated their 52nd anniversary when the man was asked for the secret to his long marriage.

    "I never forgot important days like Valentine's or her birthday... and for our 25th anniversary, I took her to China!"

    "Wow! What did you do for your 50th anniversary?"

    "I went back and got her."

    :roflol:

    Braised short ribs w/potatoes & carrots, fried okra, cucumber & onion salad... chocolate ice box pie for dessert.

    Everything's done except the okra. ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Feb 8, 2015
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, barflies. We've got us another Monday.

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    Up and at 'em.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Feb 9, 2015
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    Frankly,Ethyl ... I always nude when it was Monday.Because the school bell
    rang in my bedroom.Not a real bell,but my Mommy.Sometimes it took 3
    visits and a half glass full of cold water to wrest me from the beauty of slumber.
    I loved to sleep-in and keep whatever dream alive.One could argue it's the thing
    Junkies { Heroin addicts } dream up.However it doesn't require a shot in the arm or
    leg.Then going out to rob someone inn order to meet some shady drug dealer in
    a back alley full of wet garbage cans that feral cats have made home.All while it's
    raining little droplets to let one know You're Alive.Not in some Dream.But waiting for
    that Dream.
    Do I have that about right ... Ethyl.?
    Yes,Fred ... I mean Frank.
    Now please wake up or I'll get that half glass full of cold water and give you a
    free trial run.
    Yes,Dear.I'm almost done sleeping.I mean ... dreaming.
    Just one last dream of those native cuties in their grass skirts with no udder
    clothes on and I'm Up.For good.At least til tonight.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 9, 2015
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    G' Mornin, Foolie. Yeah, I remember begging for a few more minutes to 'finish my dream.' Guess it's too late today since I'm already at work.
     
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    Is it still Monday?

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    Lemme guess. You're armed with a .357 and PMS.
     
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    Worse, .357 and hot flashes.
     
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    EEK!

    Gee, you look fantastic tonight!
    Did you have you hair done in Beverly Hills?
    What is that exotic perfume you're wearing? Be Mine or Die?
    I'm sending you a gift card to your favorite RED MEAT AND RAW Restaurant.

    Oh, and a gift card to your fave shooting range, "Ex husbands and boyfriends"
    You know the one.

    anything else, dearest? bless yer heart.
     
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    Just checking in. How are you Smartie? Here's some music you might
    like. Play it loud with a bottle or two of Knob Creek. I'm sorry I can't be with
    you tonight.

    (smw with a gun and hot flashes no way jose)

    Yes dearest, anything you want.

    [video=youtube_share;hGjevdQyte4]http://youtu.be/hGjevdQyte4[/video]




    Is anyone going to help me?

    No dearest, I want them to help me appreciate you better.:eyepopping:





    help... foolie... shang... Dallas Police Department - homicide...
     
    Prunepicker, Feb 9, 2015
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    Everything is fine, PP. I have pills. ;)
     
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    Good morning, good people. We've got us a Tuesday.

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    I gots it. Git yer favorite poster a : Wobble Wag Giggle ball
    For their Birthday. Or Them's birthday.
     
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    I'll take flowers and those fancy strawberries, honey. You still have my address, right?
     
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    Hay Moms ... whats fer lunch.?
    Well Harold today we are going to try something new and different.
    Like what's Mom.? It ain't gonna taste fishy like yesterdays fried chicken is it ?
    Well ... we'll see Harold.
    We are going to start out with Prickly pear soup then a main course of
    Rocky Mountain Oysters.
    hay ... Moms.Don't oysters make a fellar like horny.?
    Will see Harold.We'll see.
     
    Foolardi, Feb 10, 2015
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    I've met some of the nicest drunks right here in this bar.
     

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    Considering how dead this place is... if I could find those drunks, I'd haul their ass in here. :gun:
     
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    Dead? I've been wide asleep under pool table 3.

    My knees feel a breeze.

    HEY! Where are my pants?
     
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    Mom fixed rocky mountain oysters one night. I was out and didn't get
    to eat. When I got home I saw some stuff on the stove and took a bite
    and had to spit it out. It was awful.

    The next morning I told dad, "Mom really screwed up the fried squash.
    I don't remember her cooking anything that bad." Dad told me what
    they were.

    I really don't like them. Ick.

    Sex life? What exactly is a sex life?
     
    Prunepicker, Feb 11, 2015
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    " Hay Mommy ... howz about some Rocky Mountain Oysters fir breakfast " ?
    " Never you mind Harold. "
    " But Mommy.Honestly I don't mind.Nor did my ... um ... you know ugh ... thingy pooh."
    " Harold ... we'll have NO thingy pooh talk at this Breakfast table. "
    " But Mommy.My thingy pooh doesn't mind.Really.It has a mind all it's own.
    In fact,it showed me last night. "
     
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    Good morning, barflies. Happy humper.

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