Smartie's Bar & Grill #61

BS to the MAX!

Yo' SMW, If'n I was to start humping...Never mind...

I mean you'd started this... Nevermind.

Seriously... nevermind...

Don't never gimme no happy crap because...

BS to the MAX!

Yo' SMW, If'n I was to start humping...Never mind...

I mean you'd started this... Nevermind.

Seriously... nevermind...

Don't never gimme no happy crap because...


BS to the MAX!

Yo' SMW, If'n I was to start humping...Never mind...

I mean you started this... Nevermind.

Seriously... nevermind...

Don't never gimme no happy crap because...

Nuf said and I LOVE SMW. I mean to a point. You know a SMW's
limitations. Especially wheh she has PMS and a .356.

 

Good morning y'all. Welcome to my Friday. *woot*

 

" Mommy ... Mommy ... guess what ? "
What is it NOW Harold.
" Nothing Mommy.Just testing your response.In case the guy who
delievers that shipment of Rocky Mountain oysters rings the bell while
I'm off to school. "
You did WHAT ... Harold.Under who's authority,Harold? Just wait till your father
gets home !
" The thingy IS Mommy ... He wants them Oysters too.
So we both decided a half truckload should cover us for the rest of Feburary.
You can put some in a pickled pigs feet jar if you like for when the neighbors
pop over for Bridge."
Now now now you little rascal.And I better not catch you in Father's bedroom
drawer looking for condoms.
" You mean rubbers ... Mommy.? "
Call them what you like Harold.
" Okey Dokey Mommy. I like. "

 

I'm under pool table 3. Try to hold it down.

Not the table. The noise.

Git yo' mind outta the gutter. Wait! That's where I am. Put it someplace else.

Okay, what's with the italics and bold? Sheeeeesh.

Barkeep, I need a triple of something.

Since I'm talking to SMW make that a triple of what I just ordered.

 

One triple coffee, coming right up.

 

3D Tattoo anyone?

 

Todays Match Game.

I just found out why my Driver's Insurance is SO cheat.
It only covers me when I'm driving my car in the { Blank }

 

Good morning, foolie. A little early to be hitting the sauce, eh?

 

I take it you are using { bag }. - in the bag - { intoxicated }.
I just found out my Driver's Insurance is SO cheat.
It only covers me when I'm driving my car in the { bag }
Mommy ... Mommy. Can I try { in the bag } just once. Huh huh

 

Yeah, yeah... whatevah...

 

Have a good tomorrow { Valentines Day } and ALL things in Moderation.
Maybe splurge and have a nice Filet Mignon,Baked Potato and freshly steamed
asparagus w/hollandaise. And of course a Nice slice of Cake like Red Velvet or
German Sweet Chocolate and maybe an adult beverage.
If and only if you feel up to behaving like an Adult.
Cuz we all know how naughty females tend on the V-day.
V as in Vivaciously Vixen.

" So we fed at home,vixen on the one side,and the stranger-dog on the other,she
watching his every mouthful,and saying explicitly what she thought of his table manners,
which were much better than hers. "
- Actions and Reactions - by Rudyard Kipling

 

Happy Heart Day to you too, Foolie. It's a good excuse to eat candy.



Then there's the scrooges.

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I fall somewhere in the middle. Just don't get me one of those 4 ft tall teddy bears. But those chocolate covered strawberries would work.

 

Yeah I saw that the udder day. Instead of a Vermont Teddy get a 4 ft. tall
teddy. I wonder how much they cost.I might be interested.
Guys can have Teddy's can't they.
I mean ... where's it written udderwise.

 

$99. I'm happy to say it's too late to order one for me. I've got enough dust collectors now.

 

What is Valentines Day supposed to feel like. ?
I know that Presidents Day is like any other day. Except for the number of
commercials on TV.
Were in the middle of a cold snap right now.I know what a cold
day feels like.Like the Old Yahoo message boards.
With a cold shoulder around every udder post.
Or so the guy down to the general Store tells is.

 

Happy Heart Day everybody. Eat something chocolate.

 

How well do you know plurals?

http://www.playbuzz.com/toddbv10/can-you-identify-the-plural-of-these-tough-words

A+ here. And all y'all? LOL

 

Got an A+.

Plurality


Amazing! From Phenomena to Crises to Radii, you know your Plurals! The wild and wacky English language is often a hodgepodge of foreign words, weird abbreviations, and interesting conjugations. Plurals can be some of the most incorrectly applied and mixed up components of grammar, and most people really struggle with this quiz – but not you! Whether you’re a writer, or just a grammar aficionado, you absolutely dominated this quiz! Great job!

 

This is a fun test..wasn't that difficult. Just a fun test. http://teacherprobs.com/can-you-correctly-answer-15-general-knowledge-questions/

 

A+ General knowledge genius.

Nice, considering I guessed on a couple. LOL

Hiya Daise. How's tricks?

 

This one's fun...

Which Monopoly piece are you?

http://www.playbuzz.com/rachaelg/wh...ce-are-you&utm_term=FB_lookalike_fb_shares_10

I got the Scottie Dog. Awwwww

 

Kelly married Havok from Allforums and they bought a nice little place out in the country in Michigan. She got her Phd and teaches at the university. And to think... we knew 'em when.

 

She did WHAT to Whom. ? Dint she try that approach with Yours Truly.
Good tink I had the sense God gave geese.
As in a Bob Hope favorite - Bachelor In Paradise - { 1961 } If only I was
1/1000th the man Bob was.He grew up in Ohio also.
Like Dean Martin and scores of other Great Americans.
Bob Hope did it all.Which explains his craftiness in personality.
Butcher's assistant and lineman.Always engaged from an early age in entertaining.
Singing,dancing and doing comedy.Then Vaudeville.A True Great American.
I remember once having a big argument over who was the bigger and better
entertainer ... Michael Jackson or Bob Hope.A no brainer for those of my generation.
Yet my buddy thought different.Which is why this Country is where it is Today.
Many americans are brought up like this.Clueless.

 

Good morning, Foolie. Happy Presidents Day. Cold and rainy in Big D today. Happy to have the day off.