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  1. daisydotell

    daisydotell Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Or snowbirds?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Hiya, folks. Super Bowl or Puppy Bowl?

    *flips coin*
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Snowbirds bring money to spend. Yankees move down here to avoid taxes.

    How ya doing, Daise? Cookin anything GOOD today?
     
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    I took a day off went out to eat.

    I just saw the best super bowl ad...as usual Budwiser ads are always good. The lost puppy ad was so sweet.. I love horses and dogs so this ad hit me in the heart.. Great ad.
     
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    I have some friends who go to Harlegen for the winter.
     
  6. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good for you... weekends are about the only time I cook, so I whipped up some pan fried pork chops, breaded squash w/onions, buttered new potatoes and a green salad. Along with a Seven-Up cake I bought at the bakery.

    Not exactly football food, but I guarantee you there won't be a crumb left over.

    I caught the Budweiser commercial, but keep forgetting to watch so I've missed a bunch of 'em. Oh well, it's not like we'll never see 'em again, huh?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I understand it's snowbirds' paradise down there. It's nice to have a warm place to go where everybody else is there for the same reason. Must be a lot of camaraderie among the sun worshippers.

    We just get cold, PP. Tomorrow's gonna be a long-john day... 28 in the morning. Brrrrrr.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Interesting halftime show. If Katy could actually sing, it would be better.

    "What did you do in the halftime show?"

    "I was a dancing surfboard"

    Quite the extravaganza.
     
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    Pregnar Kraps New Member Past Donor

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    What passes for music these days is almost comical if it wasn't alarmingly sad.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Absolutely agree. It's never so obvious as when they perform live, is it?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, snowbunnies. Who's buried in white stuff this morning?
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Let me quess.Texas got it's usual dustin' of snow.Like I've probably seen more white
    stuff on the mirror on the kitchen table while testing out McDonalds new straws.
    Get the drift.Now Buffalo know snows.And drifts.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If Football is a team sport { the explanation given for the Seahawks call to
    pass instead of run the ball in on the ONE Yard line } THEN

    Snowing is Mother Natures team sport.You can then get off from school and
    have snowball fights or just toss at passing cars.Or go snow sleding.Or build
    snowman.Or Snowgirl. Or Busty Snow Bunnies like what The Cos musta seen plenty of'
    at the Playboy Mansion. Then there's snow soup for the hobos.Snow cones also.
    Snow on the half shell { roasted armidillo with snow dressing }
    Skating on snow ponds and then snow parties back inside the warm confines of
    a well decked out hovel.With little portraits of Santa gettin' wasted on wine {grog}
    and song.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    No snow here, Foolie. But it is 25 degrees this morning. Cold, but dry. You'll have to build us a snowperson.
     

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    Here it is..isn't this precious?

    http://youtu.be/xAsjRRMMg_Q





     
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    Me. About 3", but vicious wind has it drifted all over. Our area doesn't get the best attention from our road commission, so SWMBO was plowing snow with her Grand Prix on the way home at 0400. I've got a 4X4 with big old knobby tires and I almost got stuck on my way to work at 0630 (we both work at the same place-1 mile from home!).
    Enjoy!
     
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    Well stay in and stay safe! 3" would paralyze Dallas. I did have to laff today, 'cuz I saw Big Lots is having a special on snow shovels. Hope nobody gets me one for Valentine's. ;)
     
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    The perfect temp for a martini. Shaken, not stirred.
    You got me on that one.
    A what? I swear you're becoming a D... Yankee and that ain't good.

    At any rate, I like the self portrait, i.e. you in a tub and... and... uh...

    Barkeep, another double. Wait! It's Monday. Make that a triple.

    We'll talk about tomorrow on Thursday... or next week... what are we
    going to talk about?

    How did you get the tub under Table #1?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Don't ask so many questions, darlin. Just look pretty and nod.
     
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    Good advice. I'm nodding and almost nodding out.

    Just in case, darlin', which table are you under? I hope it isn't 3 because...

    well...

    just because. That's all.

    Google ugly under table...

    On the other hand... Nevermind.
     
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    Good morning, barflies. We made it to Tuesday. What a mess y'all have got up there. Nothing to do but drink.

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    This Mornings - Match Game -.

    Dumb Dora was SO dumb she forgot to tie her { blank } before
    leaving for work.
     
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    What color of the rainbow are you?

    http://www.playbuzz.com/roreyomalle...ign=what-color-of-the-rainbow-are-you&smff=fb

    My color is... Yellow

    Yellow is the color of sunshine and symbolizes happiness and friendship! It can stimulate mental energy and cheerfulness and definitely represents you! You love to have fun with your loved ones and your smile can light up a room! Good morning sunshine!

    I look terrible in yellow. This must be some trick. ;)
     
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    { Corset } the color of a corset.Y'know like Curious yellow corset.Ben sittin'
    so long in that closet as the calories mounted.
     
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    Good morning, good people. Welcome to another humpday.

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