Smartie's It'll Do Bar & Grill #60

Well then git back in thar and start buyin.For tomorrow you may want to
be a Veggie.Or a democrat.Or a secretary for a high falutin Ad Agency.
Or maybe a Cake Boss. Whatever in tarnation they are.

 

Where is anybody? I had a hard time getting the door open. This looks
like the new place. I didn't realize it had a lube rack. These cars are in
the way and vending machine is broken and...

Why does the sign out front say Vinnie's Garage and Loan? I guess
a new sign is expensive. Hey look! 3 cop cars just pulled in with their
lights flashing... I'll bet somebody's in big troub

 

Mention falenas name, PP. They won't let you out, but you'll get the corner cell with a nice view.

 

I just got back home with a bottle of Hennessy and a bottle of Guatemalan rum. Which should I crack open first?

 

Yep a little lighter when you go to work a little darker when you get off...oh, well. I say split the difference, 30 minutes each.

 

Mmm, rum & eggs...

 

Good morning, barflies. I'm up early for a Sunday... but glad to see its getting light at 6:30 so I won't be going to work in the dark now.

Anybody else awake in this joint?

 

Who wants breakfast?

 

Well I don't think that a Bar has to advertise what " It'll Do ".
Just like I don't expect a beer bottle to burp or a bottle of whisky
to start a fight.But that IS what they do.
Because what You don't know can kill you.

 

It'll do and that's the end of that, foolie. Just down the street from the Curl Up & Dye Salon.

 

Good morning and welcome to a brand new week.



Breakfast?

 

I dunno. I'm not buyin' is all. If you expects me to traipse into some Bar
called - It'll Do - and order a round for the fellars,then give it up,is all.
I never bought that Brylcream Ad - A Little Dab'll Do Ya! - from the 50's.
And - The Gals'll all pursue ya -- they'll all love to run their fingers through
you hair --. Yeah ... yeah ... and a haircut is 50 cents and a draft down to
O'Malley's Pub is still a nickel during happy hour.I've heard it all.
Plus it reminds me of a time when Parents on my street fell in love with
explaining olden times.How they all just got by.They all just agreed - It'll have to do -.
I ain't about to walk into a bar and order me a Bud as the barkeep informs me ...
Sorry Bub,we don't carry Bud.Or Pabst or Miller or even Schlitz.Just Blatz.
So's I's says ... Why's that Bub Barkeep ?.So's he say's ... Cuz this is a Blatz
neighborhood.A neighborhood bar,is what.And Blatz was the First of Milwaukee's
famous 4 beer { Pabst,Miller,and Schlitz } to fall victim to hard times.Succuming to
pressure from larger competitors in Milwaukee and acros the nation,is what.
So's I says' ... Then give me a glass of What,is what.A nice What draft,I says.
Plus my little red Wagon is double parked outside is what and I don't have time
to argue about suds,is all.I's gotta git back to the hovel is all cuz the old
man wants his beer right quick after a hard days work in the Steel Mill is what.
So the Barkeep with the snappy yapper and hairy brows break out a couple
schooner sized tins { aluminum little buckets } and generously pours from the
draft nozzle with the name Buffalo Butt.I asks what's that stuff as Mr. Snappy Yapper
says' it's new round these here parts.- Everything it's Cracked up to be - is what.
As I leave said joint with 2 tins of overflowing suds for my little red Wagon.
Is what. I'll just tell pops ... It'll have to do Bub.I mean,that's what the Bub down to
the Pub said to tell ya.is what.

 

I'll have what foolie's having.

 

Been putting up Green Tomato Salsa today. Just finished up. 8 pints and
a bunch of left over for immediate pigging out. Tastes great.

 

Here's a pic. Green Tomato Salsa. Added habanero's, serrano's and
jalapeno's, too. Red onion, some lime juice, cumin and oregano.
Ditched the cilantro.

 

Good morning and happy election day!

 

What mythical creature are you?

http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/which-mythical-creature-are-you/6ad5l7/

Hurmph. .. am NOT!

If you were a mythical creature, you would be a Troll.

You’re rough around the edges, and you don't always get along with others. You stay true to yourself, and that's what counts. But be sure to make friends before you end up living under a bridge!

 

A troll? Ridiculous. You'd be closer to Herculette but without the
obscene muscle bulges.

I couldn't get past the favorite song part. I can't stand any of them.
Can anyone honestly say they like any of them? Ick. Blah!

 

Good morning, barflies. Welcome to humpday... let's celebrate, shall we?

 

I would be Bigfoot

You love the outdoors and because you’re shy, you keep to yourself. You're really a gentle, caring person, but it seems most people only see glimpses of you and get the wrong idea.

 

Bigfoot....I ain't hairy and I don't particularly like the outdoors but I DO have big feet.

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Hey any chance we can move the bar to THAT place?

 

Won't matter. All bars look the same under a pool table.

 

I don't know. The Cyclops is kind of cute, but she is still a Cyclops.

 

http://www.playbuzz.com/gregs/how-did-you-die-in-your-past-life

I died on the Titanic in a past life.

 

Didn't notice her eyes...errr...EYE.