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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Sallyally

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    Who's Ruff?
     
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    :roflol: :roflol:
     
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    And this one's gotta be worth another outing . . .

     
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    LOL, that must be twenty - thirty years old and we are still obsessed with Europe and making the same arguments.
    We still haven't learned to be wary of populists either.
    I blame Thatcher ;)
     
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    That's the spirit ;)
     
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    Now we're talking...

     
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    Just for you ;)


    The ending is great ;)
     
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    Cheers, I don't think I've seen that one before.
    To return the favour...

     
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    I blame the idiots that voted to join the EU by being so gullible to the government's lies in the 70's.
     
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    Little Susie came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Johnny showed me his willy today in the playground!" Before her mother could raise a concern, Susie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Susie's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Susie replied, "No, salty."
     
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    Speaking of mama:
    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
     
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    Yo mama so fat I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her ;)
     
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    A friend saw a panda in a Chinese zoo. He said it broke his heart. I think it might have been this one.
     
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    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
     
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    On a happier note your friend did say the Panda was very very tasty...
     
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    Yo mama is so stupid...

    ...she got locked in a grocery store for a week and died of starvation.
     
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    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
     
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    Puppies are not just for Christmas......according to the Chinese......they're for starters and main course.
     
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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

    "Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

    "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

    "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it?

    So now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

    "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
     
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    You' so ugly, when you was born the doctor slapped yo' mama.
     
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    The doctor had to slap mama. He couldn't figure which end of me to slap.
     
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